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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

joshpeck:

sidegf:

shes 11

she’s 8


asian:

Instead of implenenting ridiculous dress code for girls how about we teach boys to stop sexualizing everything
If you get turned on by a girl showing her shoulders you need to go evaluate your life


queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

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Q
Anal fistation ❤️
Anonymous
A

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

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